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I see so many threads of people asking which custom stories are the best, but I've yet to see one asking about which is the worst.

Anyways what's der würst custom story out there, and why?
Oh man, so many choices.

I'll let Cornithian take this one though.
(08-07-2012, 01:18 AM)Kman Wrote: [ -> ]Oh man, so many choices.

I'll let Cornithian take this one though.
Hah, inb4 Skashi/Ultimegastriker

Honestly, there are so many people who publish their very first creation it can't even be classified as a bad custom story, its just so genuinely awful that it could be better defined as an HPL2 Abomination. It's like teaching someone how to hold a pencil, then the next day they submit a hand drawing to an art museum then expect praise for it.
(08-07-2012, 02:35 AM)andyrockin123 Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-07-2012, 01:18 AM)Kman Wrote: [ -> ]Oh man, so many choices.

I'll let Cornithian take this one though.
Hah, inb4 Skashi/Ultimegastriker

Honestly, there are so many people who publish their very first creation it can't even be classified as a bad custom story, its just so genuinely awful that it could be better defined as an HPL2 Abomination. It's like teaching someone how to hold a pencil, then the next day they submit a hand drawing to an art museum then expect praise for it.
Couldn't have said any better.
Everything created by Skashi and Ultimegastriker.
I hope that one day soon someone manages to create a custom story that's so artistically bad that it deserves praise. Like when you play it, you don't laugh at the badness, but rather you marvel at it. Respecting the shit.
(08-07-2012, 01:16 PM)Robosprog Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-07-2012, 01:07 PM)failedALIAS Wrote: [ -> ]I hope that one day soon someone manages to create a custom story that's so artistically bad that it deserves praise. Like when you play it, you don't laugh at the badness, but rather you marvel at it. Respecting the shit.
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If someone actually did make it then they must keep in mind that the point of it's existence isn't to be a parody or a spoof; it must be truly it's own masterpiece of garbage. All with the awkward progression and superbly ineffective scares intact! There must be no flying jesus things as that wouldn't be effective enough at gawkingly muddling everything about fear, it would rather be a poorly placed poop-stain, and we don't want that.
(08-07-2012, 03:27 PM)failedALIAS Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-07-2012, 01:16 PM)Robosprog Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-07-2012, 01:07 PM)failedALIAS Wrote: [ -> ]I hope that one day soon someone manages to create a custom story that's so artistically bad that it deserves praise. Like when you play it, you don't laugh at the badness, but rather you marvel at it. Respecting the shit.
[Image: challenge-accepted.png]
If someone actually did make it then they must keep in mind that the point of it's existence isn't to be a parody or a spoof; it must be truly it's own masterpiece of garbage. All with the awkward progression and superbly ineffective scares intact! There must be no flying jesus things as that wouldn't be effective enough at gawkingly muddling everything about fear, it would rather be a poorly placed poop-stain, and we don't want that.
Darc Castle by Khyrpa.
(08-07-2012, 04:47 PM)Kman Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-07-2012, 03:27 PM)failedALIAS Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-07-2012, 01:16 PM)Robosprog Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-07-2012, 01:07 PM)failedALIAS Wrote: [ -> ]I hope that one day soon someone manages to create a custom story that's so artistically bad that it deserves praise. Like when you play it, you don't laugh at the badness, but rather you marvel at it. Respecting the shit.
[Image: challenge-accepted.png]
If someone actually did make it then they must keep in mind that the point of it's existence isn't to be a parody or a spoof; it must be truly it's own masterpiece of garbage. All with the awkward progression and superbly ineffective scares intact! There must be no flying jesus things as that wouldn't be effective enough at gawkingly muddling everything about fear, it would rather be a poorly placed poop-stain, and we don't want that.
Darc Castle by Khyrpa.
Well, yeah. I am aware of that, but I do think we could use another; at least one, and probably no more than that. (Don't want to kill the idea.)
(08-07-2012, 12:47 AM)Chronofox Wrote: [ -> ]"...what's der würst custom story out there, and why?"


Almost everything whit pewdiepie or my little pony in the title.

Why can't I say any specifics? Thats because I don't play obvious shit.
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