05-04-2016, 06:27 PM
Dear Ghieri,
I am the ambassador for the People's Republic of the Definitely-Democratic State of Scamastan and I'd like to congratulate you on your inheritance of $1,000,000,000,000,000.55 from your deceased uncle Patwam's vast estate. The money is ready to be transferred to your account, but all we need from you is the Steam key for Star Wars: Dark Forces. Once we have that, the money will be transferred immediately and if you don't believe me you can just go and jump into a threshing machine for all I care because I'm not a liar and I can't believe you even brought it up so shut up because maybe YOU'RE the liar did you ever think about that?
Yours in sincerest faithfulness and flowering towers of joyful happinesses,
Pabbles.
I am the ambassador for the People's Republic of the Definitely-Democratic State of Scamastan and I'd like to congratulate you on your inheritance of $1,000,000,000,000,000.55 from your deceased uncle Patwam's vast estate. The money is ready to be transferred to your account, but all we need from you is the Steam key for Star Wars: Dark Forces. Once we have that, the money will be transferred immediately and if you don't believe me you can just go and jump into a threshing machine for all I care because I'm not a liar and I can't believe you even brought it up so shut up because maybe YOU'RE the liar did you ever think about that?
Yours in sincerest faithfulness and flowering towers of joyful happinesses,
Pabbles.