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Mandus licked his lips and stared into the machine as he--

(09-19-2013, 06:45 PM)Dogfood Wrote: [ -> ]Mandus licked his lips and stared into the machine as he--

Started fondling its pipes. To it he whispered: --

"I like grapes."

He tied the machine to the radiator and aggressively whispered in its ear: "I am going to grape you so hard and then I'm going to continue graping you for decades and decades".

Suddenly he heard a large squeal and then a.......

(09-19-2013, 11:04 PM)Mr.Amnesia Wrote: [ -> ]Suddenly he heard a large squeal and then a.......

skeleton popped out.

Mandus' son, Eunuch, cried as he saw...

ALEXSAAND00R!! Who then turned a crank and released the

Hounds.

In entered the Wretch, who only could watch in pure horror as Mandus pulled a switch behind a rather explicit painting, revealing a..

To be honest, this just isn't as good as the original because Mandus is a straight guy while Daniel was very feminine and weak.

(09-20-2013, 12:52 AM)Potato Wrote: [ -> ]Hounds.



In entered the Wretch, who only could watch in pure horror as Mandus pulled a switch behind a rather explicit painting, revealing a..

Chronofrog, who then proceeded to everyone in the...