...brain, making thechineseroom groan and cry out in anguished lamentation.
It was at that moment that Lily's reanimated corpse stumbled in with...
...a chainsaw, killing Chronofrog and yelling "AALEXANDDOO000OR!!". Then she...
felt a sudden urge to.........
...cook some bacon. She took her pan and started to fry two slices of juicy bacon. The machine was appalled: "NOOOOO!! ONLY TWO SLICES? MORE PIG! MOOOOORE PIG!!" he screamed.
so then she fried 4 pieces of juicy bacon. The bacon sizzled and it smelt divine and then she licked her lips and was about to take a massive fat juicy mouth watering bite of sizzled creamy bacon when suddenly the bacon..........
MOVED. IT FUCKING MOVED. HOLY SHIT IT'S STILL ALIVE.
The Machine said it was acceptable. Until...
the bacon wrapped its juicy fat around her waist. The bacon then started..........
Also anyone know if there are any pdf files of the first 2 fifty shades of orb hahahaha want them on my iphone as I deleted them a while ago. =(
(09-20-2013, 09:34 AM)Mr.Amnesia Wrote: [ -> ]the bacon wrapped its juicy fat around her waist. The bacon then started..........
to slide its big, juicy...
Sausage roll inside her,the machine looked on in excitement as it too began to..........
Hump her in in a classy victorian fashion...