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A condom commercial comes out with a box of condoms

Puts a dictionary in the vending machine...
A pulchritudinous idea comes out.

Puts pure pineapple juice inside...
A mocktail comes out. (Contributed by my girlfriend.)

Puts purple paint in...
Deep purple comes out.

Puts Darth Vader in...
Your father comes out (LOLZ HUEHUEH… No? of fuk u too)

Puts in Jack Daniels...
A drunk man came out.

Put's some books in...
a TV series comes out

puts in a crocodile
Crikey! It spat out a larger crocodile. (feels great being able to say that, being an Aussie and all Tongue )

Puts in a can of tuna...
Because I'm hungry, I took your tuna in the machine! That tastes so good.

Put's some guilt in...
(12-19-2013, 05:29 PM)JustAnotherPlayer Wrote: [ -> ]Because I'm hungry, I took your tuna in the machine! That tastes so good.

Put's some guilt in...

Magic dust comes out…

Puts a GPS inside...