CLARENCE QUOTES This is at the sewers and i assume Clarence says it, but im not sure. ''Life...Phillip...Here...'' ''No order without chaos...'' ''Sacrifice...'' ''Warm in here...'' ''This place is ours...'' ''Host, we are here now...'' Here he really is in your head or wherever he is! Quote 1# ''Hello?... Hello, can you hear me?... What am i even doing here?... Who am i?... Why cant i hear their voices?... Well thanks for the help. I am having an existencial nightmare and you wont even say a word!'' Quote 2# ''Sure thing, lady'' Quote 3# ''Presented and accounted for'' Quote 4# ''Enough already, my sides are splitting!'' Quote 5# ''If we must continue to share this brainspace, i think i should have a name. Strange... So rare an opportunity to select ones own nomenclature, and yet i find myself at a loss. Any ideas, monkey?'' Quote 6# ''So much storage in this mind of yours... did you realise you have a whole section in here devoted to film titles? Three thousand, three hundred and a half film youve seen. You've only got the first half of Its a wonderful life in here! Huh... How does it end? Now i'll never know...'' Quote 7# ''You know... Clarence... Thats not a bad handle - I am something of a guardian angel.'' Quote 8# ''Look here, yes... It seems the visual cortex of this monkey certainly is of simplistic design. If i could just... Yeah, there, you see? Like moulding clay. Hate to interrupt your logical problem solving, let me put it more simply. You see, what i want you to see.'' ''Well it won't work if youre moving around, now will it? Don't look up the magicians sleeve!'' Quote 9# ''I... I'm not you. I'm part of something larger. We are nothing. We are a mistake. I need to rejoin the others. Release me! Let me go! This is not right! I should be with them! I am them! There should be no i! Yet, this is not the first time... Another one was infected... Red... He so wanted to, but we would not let him die... Did he call us a disease?'' Quote 10# ''Hahahahaha! This is the most fun ive had in my entire life... which isn't saying much'' Quote 11# ''Yes. Yes! Feast on him brothers! Free us both!'' Quote 12# ''Let me guess. That was an important corpse.'' Quote 13# ''You know, theres nothing i'd like to do more than to see you suffer horribly. But i think ending up in that things belly is bad enough even for me...'' Quote 14# ''Its not too late to slam your head agains the wall until you pass out, you know. It might be easier than carrying on.'' Quote 15# ''You know, the only thing that keeps me going is when ive finally figured out how to end all this. Youre coming with me.'' Quote 16# ''So, youre running around with a human body part in your backpack. And im supposed to be the bad guy?'' Quote 17# ''Aww, who's your poor monkey friend? He... Is he allright? He looks a little under the weather. If i were you, i'd envy him. If i were me, i'd envy him as well. How do you commit suicide when youve got no heart to stop. And no arms to hold the chainsaw.'' Quote 18# ''Mmm... Theres something about a rusty saw that just makes me purr. Had a tetanus jaw recently?'' Quote 19# ''There are others. He is like you, like us... But yet hes not us. Why is he separate but we are bound together? Are we truly ''we'', or is ''we'' simply an ''i'' with two faces? But i, am no monkey...'' Quote 20# ''Brother! Come for us! He's over here! Embrace me, glorious void, embrace me!'' Quote 21# ''My congratulations. Honestly, i mean it. I was only joking about the 'come get him' thing. Hehe. What say we celebrate with some nice, relaxing Cyanide? I'm sure i saw some Anthrax lying around as well...'' Quote 22# ''Aaarrrgh! Human life is so banal! Is it always as monotone as this?! I... Can't... Stand...This! Let me out!'' Quote 23# ''Aww... You know i think he's calmed down now. Perhaps all he wants is a hug. Why not let him out?'' Quote 24# ''Oh noo. Thats hardly true. Theyre really completely harmless. Go on, its just like wrapping yourself up in a warm blanket.'' Quote 25# ''Your mindspace is muddled like a lime.. see here ''A'' is for Alliteration, ''B'' is for Bohemian, ''C'' is for Carc... Cacrin... Carcinogenic. So many large words taking up place in my home. Here, let me do a little spring cleaning. There. You didn't need the periodic table did you?'' Quote 26# ''Damnit! For a moment there, i thought those really were curtains.'' Quote 27# ''How peculiar. I could have sworn we remembered that there was a door here before. How queer. Whats in that direction? Oh, silly old me, i havn't got any hands to point with, have i?'' Quote 28# ''No! Not that way! Are you sure you know where youre going? Didn't we pass the door just back there? Quote 29# ''You see? You silly billy, it was here all along. Would you like uncle Clarence to take the steering wheel for a while? Hehe. You... should see... your face... This is actually getting to be fun! Perhaps i won't get you killed after all.'' Quote 30# ''Hey, i can read this! Guess your ol' buddy Clarence comes through for you again eh monkey? You wanna know what it says? Do ya? Doooo ya? I bet you do.'' Quote 31# ''Say, can you feel a draft too?'' Quote 32# ''You don't take the hint, do ya? Why don't you set that investigating brain of yours to 'on' for a change? How about a good read?'' Quote 33# ''For all the crappy, cliche films youve got bundled up in here, you sure don't recognise a classic mechanism when you see one. Quote 34# ''Theres a fake book in the bloody bookcase! Papery, tied up with a string, words in the middle. Do you even want to get outta here?!'' Quote 35# ''Oh. My. God. He's DEAD. Quickly, if he hasnt started to smell, give him the kiss of life!'' Quote 36# ''Aww, diddums, daddy popped his clogs. Boo freaking hoo, get on with it will ya?'' Quote 37# ''Holy hell! Umm... I mean... Good. Yeah. More monkeys for the incinerator... Shut up.'' Quote 38# ''You know, it really is quite amazing - you monkeys and your problem solving. How do you manage it with such small, singular brains? Isnt it terribly quiet, not hearing the thoughts of every one of your brothers?'' Quote 39# ''Brr. Im not actually cold, you understand - I'm just trying to make you feel better. Very inefficient thing, your brain - gives off a lot of heat.'' Quote 40# ''Now, if i were you, which arguably i am, I'd be asking myself in a gormless kind of voice. Did that bridge really collapse? Or is my good friend Clarence playing a hilarious jape? The answer, monkey man, is that i don't even know it myself. One way to find out, please dont kill us both.'' Quote 41# ''Hmm... this 'Red'... This guy is plastered all over your mind like a garish wallpaper. He, wanted to die but haha, we wouldn't let him. Hahahaha. You know, he's kinda humming up the place - if you know what i mean, weird smell. Excuse me, im gonna go give a memory of yours about him a good kicking.'' Quote 42# ''OK, so on the to do list... find this damsel in diestress, kill the bad guys, cure the infection, save the world. Chance of success: Nil. Chances of survival, well youve got old Clarence on board, that should speak for itself. Chances of you buggering things up royally: Almost certain.'' Quote 43# ''Christ, go here, go there, give me a bath... Typical broad, atypical circumstances. You think fate has anything to do with this? Fate is merely a war cry of those too scared to think for themselves.'' Quote 44# ''Aww damn, theres a gas leak! I guess we won't be getting through here today. Best to come back another lifetime, eh? Monkey?'' Quote 45# ''You know... All these drugs... Theres bound to be a big 'ol needle at the end of this. That'd be enough to put any man off, no shame in that. You wouldn't wanna catch something, one virus is enough for anybody.'' Quote 46# ''Dark. Isn't it? Echo! Kind of empty - now this is what its like to be me, buried deep within the cavernous expanse you call a mind. You see, this is what puts me in such a bad mood - we spend all this time messing with door codes, levers, human appendages. And it turns out, at the blink of an eye, i can just block it all out. Poof, gone. Just you and me on some kind of messed up holiday! You think i can conjure up some margaritas? No? Shall we get out of here then? '' ''Well this is hardly better, but its more intresting. Just.'' Quote 47# ''Wooooah!! Bleeding corpses! You lot must be programmed to just search out danger and throw yourselves headfirst at it. I'm starting to become seriously desensitised here.'' Quote 48# ''Key cards? I hate keycards. Whatever happened to good old bolts and padlocks. Thats what i want to know.'' Quote 49# ''So, wanna make her rot a few more hours, make her really appreciate this daring rescue attempt? Or shall we go let her out now, get the most out of her while shes most vulnerable, nudge nudge, wink wink, eh?'' Quote 50# ''Oh, looky here, more perilous, death defying action, in courtesy of the skinny english teaching professor. Rambo you are not. Try running at him and screaming for once.'' Quote 51# ''Hey Hey, good work buddy. Give yourself a slap in the back with a crowbar. Oh, one thing before you get overwhelmed with glee - I know murder can be quite fun but... Didn't you quite like that broad? Hey i think thats a piece of her skull on your shoe.'' ''Wait... Don't tell me you really thought... I thought you knew i was pulling your leg. Oh my, best laid plans, and all that... This...This is just terrible. You silly billy... Come on monkey, take a joke.'' Quote 52# ''Why, oh why. Are they always holding a key, a note, or a swipe card? Why is it never, i don't know, a cheese sandvich. Im starving!'' Quote 53# ''Boring. Where is the games on this computer?'' Quote 54# ''This broad, we killed her off, i mean, you. And she's still chatting alot of wind in the piss from beyond the grave. That's about as likely to work as aromatheraphy works for cancer.'' Quote 55# ''You know you'd be awfully lonely without me, don't you? Were really not that bad together. Let's call it quits, eh? If you stop trying to destroy me. Ill give you a shiny penny...'' Quote 56# ''Take a right turn. Monkey... They're... They're everywhere. Don't go. Turn around. Don't get us killed.'' Quote 57# ''Look, just wait a minute. Maybe we got off from the wrong foot. Maybe we could be friends? I don't wanna die, monkey.'' Quote 58# ''Wait Phillip. Think about this, we could be like roommates, sharing the car.'' (That quote might be wrong since i didnt really hear it all. It was in the scene where you had to escape through the collapsing narrow corridor, but he said something like that.) Quote 59# ''I know what you're thinking. You think youve got a way to destroy me. Wanna know what i'm thinking? Im taking you with me.'' Quote 60# ''So, here we are, end of the line. No gold watch. No 'thanks for the laughs Clarence', nothing, just a potion and a fat 'Screw You'. Good times.'' Quote 61# ''Please. Phillip, let me live. You won't do it! You don't have the balls! Go on, i dare you! Youre some coward, four limbed freak! Youre barely evolved out of the swamp! You havnt got it in you!'' Quote 62# ''You see, i knew you wouldn't do it. So i guess that puts me in the steering wheel now. Hi Ho Silver!'' Quote 63# ''What a pretty body! Mine! Mine! Mine!'' And that ends my Clarence qoute text. Hope you liked it! (Oh yeah and i did miss one quote sometime in the middle of the game, clarence talked so fast that i couldnt memorize what he said.)