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RE: Tell a joke or few! - RedKnight - 08-09-2014

Your mama so fat, when she twerk, she became a wrecking ball.

Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her

Yo momma so fat Burger King hired her because she eats cows and shits hamburgers.


RE: Tell a joke or few! - Slanderous - 08-09-2014

I got the best joke so far:

Yo mama's womb hohohohohohohoho

Try harder fucker


RE: Tell a joke or few! - RedKnight - 08-11-2014

Who gives a shit if one joke is the best?


RE: Tell a joke or few! - Romulator - 08-11-2014

What's the difficult part about eating vegatables?

Spoiler below!
The wheelchair.



RE: Tell a joke or few! - Froge - 08-15-2014

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentinian, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub.

Spoiler below!
The doorman stops them and says, ‘Sorry, lads, I can’t let you in without a Thai.’



RE: Tell a joke or few! - CarnivorousJelly - 08-15-2014

Hey guys, did you hear?
Corduroy pillows are making headlines....

*dies*


RE: Tell a joke or few! - Streetboat - 08-16-2014

(08-11-2014, 11:11 AM)Romulat✪r (✿◠‿◠) Wrote: What's the difficult part about eating vegatables?

Spoiler below!
The wheelchair.

oh god that was so good


RE: Tell a joke or few! - Cuyir - 08-16-2014

"If I was any more inbred i'd be a sandwich."


RE: Tell a joke or few! - Froge - 08-16-2014

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RE: Tell a joke or few! - Wooderson - 08-16-2014

I'd still keep Celsius purely because you have less numbers and lower numbers to deal with. I am REALLY bad with numbers so its comforting having smaller and less numbers to consider. When I see Fahrenheit it kinda scares me.