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RE: Tell a joke or few! - Romulator - 08-23-2014
Spoiler below!
RE: Tell a joke or few! - Deep One - 08-23-2014
"100°C --- dead"
that's bullshit, I enjoyed 105 °C sauna yesterday. Ok I admit, it was a bit too hot
RE: Tell a joke or few! - Red - 08-23-2014
No, you're dead, you just didn't know it until now.
RE: Tell a joke or few! - Deep One - 08-23-2014
fak u röd
RE: Tell a joke or few! - Red - 08-23-2014
Deep one pls.
RE: Tell a joke or few! - The Lynx - 08-24-2014
Jo, I got one too. Those who played Mass Effect will get it
Cmdr. Sheppard: EDI, I command you to tell me a joke!
EDI: What do you call Harbringer when he is sad?
Spoiler below!
RE: Tell a joke or few! - Macgyverthehero - 08-24-2014
I thought of a joke related to movie making techniques:
Why are action scenes in movies these days so shaky?
Spoiler below!
RE: Tell a joke or few! - i3670 - 08-25-2014
A little old Christian lady comes out onto her front porch every morning and shouts, "Praise the Lord!"
And every morning the atheist next door yells back, "There is no God!"
This goes on for weeks. "Praise the Lord"! yells the lady. "There is no God!" responds the neighbor.
As time goes by, the lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food. She goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says, "Praise the Lord!"
The next morning when she goes out onto the porch, there are the groceries she asked for. Of course, she shouts, "Praise the Lord!"
The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says, "Ha! I bought those groceries. There is no God!"
The lady looks at him and smiles. She shouts, "Praise the Lord! Not only did you provide for me, Lord, you made Satan pay for the groceries!"
RE: Tell a joke or few! - Mudbill - 08-28-2014
![[Image: Bvs5kT-IQAAezYa.jpg:large]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bvs5kT-IQAAezYa.jpg:large)
I still laugh at this one
RE: Tell a joke or few! - Radical Batz - 08-28-2014
(08-28-2014, 11:27 AM)Mudbill Wrote:
I still laugh at this one
I don't get it
Can Somebody explain this clearly to me cause I suck at jokes