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RE: Tell a joke or few! - Ashtoreth - 07-19-2014

(07-19-2014, 02:02 AM)Froge Wrote: The last one was slightly too subtle.

Spoiler below!
Washing machine


RE: Tell a joke or few! - MrWhitticus - 07-19-2014

Spoiler below!
An englishman, a french man, a spaniard and a german were watching a street performer. The street performer spotted them and realised that he could not see them very well so he moved closer.
"Can you guys see me alright?" he asked. The viewers replied

"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"


RE: Tell a joke or few! - Unearthlybrutal - 07-21-2014

What is funnier than a dead baby?

Dead baby in a clown suit.
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What is funnier than throwing dead babies from the roof?

Catching them with a pitchfork.
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What is red and it's everywhere?

Baby in a blender.
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How you can get blonde down from a tree?

Shoot her in the head.

RE: Tell a joke or few! - victorkim890(KimmyChimmy) - 07-21-2014

wat is 1-1?????
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srry not rlly a joke but it looked funny


RE: Tell a joke or few! - Paddy™ - 07-21-2014

And now for some of the jokes I tell my niece and nephew:

What kind of bees produce milk?
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Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and sticky?
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A stick.

What sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot.

What's yellow and dangerous?
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Shark-infested custard.

How was copper wire invented?
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Two Irishmen fighting over a penny.

What's E.T. short for?
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Because he's only got little legs.

What do you call a deer with one eye?
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No-eye-deer.

I'll tell them this one in a year or two:

Why is Santa's sack so full?
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Because he only comes once a year.


RE: Tell a joke or few! - victorkim890(KimmyChimmy) - 07-21-2014

the guy goes to the teacher and says whats going to be on the test?(this should be really obvoius)
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teacher: questions


RE: Tell a joke or few! - Romulator - 07-21-2014

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

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I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.



RE: Tell a joke or few! - Potato - 07-21-2014

How do you fit 5 dead babies into a bowl?

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Blender


RE: Tell a joke or few! - victorkim890(KimmyChimmy) - 07-21-2014

wats the difference between a cartrunk and dead babies

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the car is full of bowling balls
how much have u seen dead babies joke on page 5 of this thread?
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the whole page


RE: Tell a joke or few! - Mechavomit - 07-21-2014

(07-21-2014, 05:49 PM)victorkim890(KimmyChimmy) Wrote: wats the difference between a cartrunk and dead babies

Spoiler below!
the car is full of bowling balls
how much have u seen dead babies joke on page 5 of this thread?
Spoiler below!
the whole page

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