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RE: Tell a joke or few! - victorkim890(KimmyChimmy) - 07-23-2014

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RE: Tell a joke or few! - BAndrew - 07-23-2014

Here's a few:
  • Bartender offers René Descartes a strong whiskey. Descartes says, "Sir, I don't think...," and he disappears.
  • Let ε < 0
  • Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
    A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
  • Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
    He's 0K now.


RE: Tell a joke or few! - PutraenusAlivius - 07-23-2014

(07-23-2014, 11:47 AM)BAndrew Wrote: Here's a few:
  • Bartender offers René Descartes a strong whiskey. Descartes says, "Sir, I don't think...," and he disappears.
  • Let ε < 0
  • Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
    A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
  • Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
    He's 0K now.

I only get the last one...

RE: Tell a joke or few! - eliasfrost - 07-23-2014

Descartes coined "I think, therefore I am", there's another one where he sits in a sofa and then disappear when he switches on the tv.

EDIT: Here it is, quick find: [Image: 20140221.png]

RE: Tell a joke or few! - victorkim890(KimmyChimmy) - 07-23-2014

*removed post*
removed it

RE: Tell a joke or few! - RedKnight - 07-23-2014

(07-23-2014, 12:07 PM)victorkim890(KimmyChimmy) Wrote: tell me if i should erase this photo. i dont no if this is allowed but funny
Spoiler below!

"CORNDOG"
[Image: Check%20your%20surroundings.jpg]


yes, it is not allowed in the forums.

Did you read the rules? This looks sexual/pornish

RE: Tell a joke or few! - victorkim890(KimmyChimmy) - 07-23-2014

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RE: Tell a joke or few! - Kreekakon - 07-23-2014

(07-23-2014, 12:14 PM)Blackknight Wrote: yes, it is not allowed in the forums.

Did you read the rules? This looks sexual/pornish

A picture like that is allowed since it is not depicting actual porn, but instead just a visual innuendo joke.

RE: Tell a joke or few! - victorkim890(KimmyChimmy) - 07-23-2014

so i could edit and put tat picture back in my post

RE: Tell a joke or few! - Froge - 07-23-2014

(07-23-2014, 11:47 AM)BAndrew Wrote: [*]Let ε < 0

I know that you never do this in a delta epsilon proof, but this is still too subtle for me.