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FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - CorinthianMerchant - 10-30-2012 Robosprog and Dogfood walked home from school... -Sprog was my hamster, a Robovriski dwarf hamster, one of the fastest in the world. I miss him to this day... What are you doing tonight? -MLP season 3! -Sounds fun. Myself, I'll... His sentenced was interrupted by a thunderstorm. Lightnings struck the ground, and out of the mist the mighty wizard Googolplex appeared. -HI KIDS!!!!! I can kill you with a single thought! Also I can make your wish come true! Just follow me home! -Should we trust him. -Totally! They touched Googolplex hands, and felt a light streaming through their bodies. -ACHTUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They teleported into Googolplex's basement. Before them laid a control panel that controlled a gargantuic machine. The machine sparked brightly and sprayed hipster glue all over the place. -So, What's you deepest wish, Robosprog? -I want my pet hamster Sprog back from the dead. -Let's do it! Robsprog ordered the boys to step back. The machine roared to life. DogFood saw a button that said "Fuck Everything Up". He pressed the button. Electric sparks went through his entire body. -What did you do!!!?? Googolplex's scream was silenced by a bang from a massive static discharge that blinded Robo and Googol. Afterwards DogFood was nowhere to be found. He seemed to have vanished. In the middle of the room sood a metal hamster. -Why is he in metal? -Pfffffffffffffffffft , meat is for casual, noobish, mainstream americans. CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG. -What the hell was that? CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG. The hamster started moving and projected a laser beam that destroyed the ceiling. CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG. The hamster used its jetpack and flew out. CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG. It started to destroy central Birmingham. -Weeeeeellllll!!??? Said Robosprog. -Um... You can have a copy of RISEN 2 as comfort! ******* DogFood woke up. His head hurt. He suddenly heard a soft, squeky voice that filled him with horror. -We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders, hmm, hmm, hmm... -Hey girls! Look at this! -What is that? -Hey, he's waking up!!! -HAVE YOU EARNED YOUR CUTIE MARK!!!!!?? -Wanna hear our theme song? They started singing. There was no way out. DogFood was trapped. Forever.
RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - Adny - 10-30-2012 4/10. Loved the hipster-esque line though. RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - CorinthianMerchant - 10-30-2012 No bonus points for MAGIC.MOV reference? RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - Adny - 10-30-2012 (10-30-2012, 06:21 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: No bonus points for MAGIC.MOV reference?It was a nice touch, but the last section canceled out any sort of bonus point gain. RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - CorinthianMerchant - 10-30-2012 (10-30-2012, 06:27 PM)andyrockin123 Wrote:I knew that DogFood hates the CMC, so that's why I added it.(10-30-2012, 06:21 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: No bonus points for MAGIC.MOV reference?It was a nice touch, but the last section canceled out any sort of bonus point gain. RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - Nice - 10-30-2012 (10-30-2012, 06:13 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - Robby - 10-30-2012 Oh man. Keep these kinds of stories coming. The length was just about perfect for me. And the end made me feel sorry for DogFood. RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - CorinthianMerchant - 10-30-2012 Next story will be about Andy! EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW! Spoiler below!
RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - Adny - 10-30-2012 Hmm...yes, perfect. RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - Robby - 10-30-2012 The story featuring Andy is going to be a fun one, I can tell. But it might awaken some of the spirits we oh so wanted not to be with. Let's hope not, though. |