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RE: vending machine - MyRedNeptune - 03-12-2014
A spinning cat flies out of the machine and disappears in the sky.
Puts Crimea inside.
RE: vending machine - daortir - 03-12-2014
Putin : Knock knock.
Obama : Who's there ?
Putin : Crimea.
Obama : Crimea who ?
Putin : Crimea river.
Obama : ...
No killerino for copy pasterino, plizerino.
Puts peanut butter and dildo in...
RE: vending machine - CarnivorousJelly - 03-12-2014
A porn from the humor category comes out
puts in a baguette
RE: vending machine - 7heDubz - 03-12-2014
the entire country of turkey comes out.
Puts an speck of everything in...
RE: vending machine - Gilligan's Hell - 03-13-2014
Half a World comes out...
Puts a Book of Swears in...
RE: vending machine - RedKnight - 03-13-2014
A stfu about porn comes out,
Puts a helicopter in...
RE: vending machine - CarnivorousJelly - 03-13-2014
A very much non-porn book, titled 50 Shades of Grey, comes out
(couldn't resist - we'd stopped talking about porn and you kind of brought it up again)
Puts in a violin bow and some rosin
RE: vending machine - Draug - 03-13-2014
JAP comes out.
Puts the alpha version of Soma in.
RE: vending machine - PutraenusAlivius - 03-13-2014
Sci-Fi Horror came out.
Puts a bunny in...
RE: vending machine - Gilligan's Hell - 03-13-2014
Robbie the Rabbit comes out with a knife and stabs you...
Puts a Strange VHS tape in