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RE: vending machine - Paddy™ - 07-16-2014
A Gay Pride parade comes out.
Puts six pairs of jeans in.
RE: vending machine - Ashtoreth - 07-16-2014
...twelve pairs of boxer shorts come out.
Puts a handful of gooseneck barnacles in...
RE: vending machine - Paddy™ - 07-16-2014
A flock of geese comes out.
Squirts a tube of lubricant in.
RE: vending machine - Ashtoreth - 07-16-2014
...a bar of margarine comes out.
Puts in a cat o' nine tails...
RE: vending machine - Paddy™ - 07-16-2014
A roll of bandage comes out.
Puts in Dogfood's chew toy.
RE: vending machine - Nice - 07-16-2014
paddy comes out
puts in Brazil
RE: vending machine - Artsy - 07-16-2014
dogfood's perfumes come out
puts in someone's grandma
RE: vending machine - Ashtoreth - 07-16-2014
...Mrs. Ganush from "Drag Me to Hell" comes out.
Puts in a miniature vending machine...
RE: vending machine - Paddy™ - 07-16-2014
A miniature vending machine repairman comes out.
Puts in a pamphlet entitled "10 Signs You Might Have Polyps".
RE: vending machine - Gilligan's Hell - 07-16-2014
A Book comes out labelled "85 Signs you'll have gonorrhoea" comes out...
puts a capsule of highly radioactive caesium chloride inside...