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RE: vending machine - CarnivorousJelly - 10-24-2015

A box of kitty litter comes out

Puts a physical manifestation of procrastination inside

RE: vending machine - Ashtoreth - 10-24-2015

I come out XD

Puts a box labelled "Motivation" inside the machine

RE: vending machine - WALP - 10-24-2015

...The same box comes out, with the label "excuses".

Puts a focused modder inside the machine...

RE: vending machine - Nice - 10-24-2015

Dogfood himself comes out

Shoves tumblr inside

RE: vending machine - CarnivorousJelly - 10-24-2015

The machine spits out a trigger warning in the shape of Benedict Cumberbatch's face taped to the shirt of a social justice warrior.

She calls you a misogynist before running back in to the vending machine because confronting people gives her anxiety...

#HALP I'M LITERALLY DYING #Sorry not sorry #bendict cumberbatch is my bae

RE: vending machine - TheMasterRules - 10-24-2015

The machine "shocked-get it... Wink" broke and send out an error message...
Puts in a new cable...

RE: vending machine - CarnivorousJelly - 10-25-2015

The old, broken cable turns in to a snake and slithers out. The machine seems to be fine now.

Puts a penny in.

RE: vending machine - Mudbill - 10-25-2015

A voice from within whispers "Thanks."

Puts in a .gif file...

RE: vending machine - CarnivorousJelly - 10-25-2015

The nude pics come back out, but they're now animated and a little sticky. Ew.

Puts in a lizard dressed in a dragon costume, hoping for similar results

RE: vending machine - WALP - 10-26-2015

...and a dragon dressed in a lizard costume comes out.

Puts in the dragon poop...