RE: Random Stuff - failedALIAS - 02-12-2013
(02-12-2013, 01:33 AM)Danny Boy Wrote: Two cops were interrogating a couple right next to the corpse. I couldn't even tell if it was a man or a women... "It" was covered whit a jacket.
I wasn't asking for a fucking description of the scene; I WANT YOU TO TOUCH THAT DICK (or vagina)!!!
RE: Random Stuff - Danny Boy - 02-12-2013
no.
RE: Random Stuff - failedALIAS - 02-12-2013
RE: Random Stuff - Froge - 02-12-2013
Would you touch me if you found me lying dead in the middle of the street ALIAS?
(You can recognize me by my beak. Or the fat, plump feathers)
RE: Random Stuff - failedALIAS - 02-12-2013
(02-12-2013, 01:57 AM)Chronofox Wrote: Would you touch me if you found me lying dead in the middle of the street ALIAS?
(You can recognize me by my beak. Or the fat, plump feathers)
With a twenty-foot stick.
RE: Random Stuff - Froge - 02-12-2013
I thought you'd like to squeeze my plumage, though.
RE: Random Stuff - Kman - 02-12-2013
(02-12-2013, 02:08 AM)failedALIAS Wrote: (02-12-2013, 01:57 AM)Chronofox Wrote: Would you touch me if you found me lying dead in the middle of the street ALIAS?
(You can recognize me by my beak. Or the fat, plump feathers)
With a twenty-foot stick.
More like a twenty-foot DICK XDDlooLxdxdloOlLXDxddxdloooLLloolXdD
RE: Random Stuff - failedALIAS - 02-12-2013
(02-12-2013, 04:49 AM)Kman Wrote: More like a twenty-foot DICK XDDlooLxdxdloOlLXDxddxdloooLLloolXdD
Kman, I set that joke up with the sheer intent that you would take that cheap shot. Kman, you don't even fucking know, man! You don't even know!
Have you ever just dropped contact with everyone you know, and after three months your girlfriend became so desperate that she broke into your house, while you were asleep. . . Just to watch you and stroke your face?
RE: Random Stuff - Wooderson - 02-12-2013
(02-12-2013, 05:04 AM)failedALIAS Wrote: (02-12-2013, 04:49 AM)Kman Wrote: More like a twenty-foot DICK XDDlooLxdxdloOlLXDxddxdloooLLloolXdD
Have you ever just dropped contact with everyone you know, and after three months your girlfriend became so desperate that she broke into your house, while you were asleep. . . Just to watch you and stroke your face?
Totally...
RE: Random Stuff - Ghieri - 02-12-2013
Quote: Have you ever just dropped contact with everyone you know, and after
three months your girlfriend became so desperate that she broke into
your house, while you were asleep. . . Just to watch you and stroke your
face?
I don't have a girlfriend, so I have to stroke my own face.
I have to stroke it so hard.
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