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Funny messed up text messages whilst hiking - i3670 - 06-01-2014

*This thread will have a lifetime of one week, after which it will be unnecessary.

So in one week's time I'll be out hiking. During my hike my mother has asked of me to send a daily text message just to make sure I'm alive (who knows how many murderers there are in the woods....). So I want you, the forum members, to give me suggestion to what I could write.

For example:
Day 1: Got ruthlessly drunk with a pack of wolves yesterday. Woke up without pants and my right ear.

Think of the bicycle holiday by Monty Python or something just as silly.

RE: Funny messed up text messages whilst hiking - PutraenusAlivius - 06-01-2014

Day 1: Yay, hiking trip! #startinghiking

....... ....... .......

Day 7: FUCKING YES I GOT OUT #WHOODIDN'TGETKILLEDBYWOLVES

RE: Funny messed up text messages whilst hiking - Nice - 06-01-2014

(06-01-2014, 04:03 PM)i3670 Wrote: Day 1: Got ruthlessly drunk with a pack of wolves yesterday and indulged in beastiality. Woke up without pants and schlong.

FFY

RE: Funny messed up text messages whilst hiking - FlawlessHappiness - 06-01-2014

Level 1.
The tutorial in this 'Outside' is pretty boring. I spent a lot of time just travelling.
The graphics are ok. Could've been better. It seems like the developers put a lot of work into trees and plants, and not much into enemies.
The storyline is slow but a little interesting. It's like it's waiting to reveal itself somewhere deeper in.
I like the mechanics. They're just like other survival based games. First person and all that kind of stuff, though it seems like they've really made it much harder. Making a fire and such, now really takes some time.
Also, they removed double-jump which i was quite fond of... Well, we'll see how it goes.
On the plus side: The animations and lighting are amazing. I can't believe how realistic everything seems. It's like I'm actually there. The sounds are also pretty cool. They even implemented birds, that don't really have anything to do with the game. They're just there for the visuals.

Right now, it's probably a 7/10 experience.

RE: Funny messed up text messages whilst hiking - Daemian - 06-01-2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KSSo2QK6o4

RE: Funny messed up text messages whilst hiking - Kman - 06-02-2014

if you had an apple with a straw n you poked the apple through wit it and a pebbl hadnt dropped through itd stop straw insid the apple because gravity cant apple

RE: Funny messed up text messages whilst hiking - Ashtoreth - 06-02-2014

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RE: Funny messed up text messages whilst hiking - Romulator - 06-02-2014





RE: Funny messed up text messages whilst hiking - Wooderson - 06-02-2014

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RE: Funny messed up text messages whilst hiking - Nice - 06-02-2014

if you choke a smurf, what colour does he turn