Spam,spam,spam!!!!Spoilers too!

[Cypherious]

So,the Penumbra series were supposed to be 3 episodes long.
Well,hearing what developers told us,that The Story is long enough for 2 episodes.
Fine.
The games are great,totaly!It's a revolution for adventure games,the physics are awsom!And Philips is smexy(not realy).
What I'm going to complain about,is story.
Maybe not just story,but mainly it will be story.

We all knew wut happened to Red and doggies.
Sadly,there aren't many characters.Everybody died...
I can only imagine:
A doc is walking out of living quarters,sees Philip,happily waves to him and dies from terrible ''accident''.
It would be great to interact,with other person,who could be alive.
Wouldn't it?
The only ''thing'' We had was Clarence.
What a great character,he was rebel,a sadistic one.
Funny guy...
And...Ms. Doc. Smartpants was killed too.
Clarence played a mind twisting joke on Phillip,and Phillip killed her.
I suppose,that she was soo desperate for a man,that she tried to hug him.
Phillip wasn't smart enough,and thought that She tried to attack him.
Major headache.
Phillip sweared to get rid of Clarence.
Got the chemicals,did the magic,got high.
He met Tuurngait,finished tests.....and died?
Well,WTF?!
All this nonsense walk in the park,just to send an e-mail to a ''friend''?!
He got in his father's steps.Did he realy died?
What would greys do,if He got friendly with Tuurnagait?
Say hello like in Japan(a rape)?
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Let's think that Phillip's dead and the ''friend'' got his spam.
Maybe the friend had some military contacts.
Maybe he got an spec-ops squad and went to Greenland,to seal the whole base and Tuurngait(with C4's).

They went in,shot some zombies,doggies and worms.
Found bodies,C4 the whole place.
Found Phillip C4 him too.
And BAM!
Wouldn't it be great to have a third episode,where friend and his comrades sweeps through the whole base,visit the grave,find out more secrets?
That game would include zombies,zombie dogs,zombie spiders etc.
Guns,kick arse and hands!
I still don't get why Philip didn't have a body...(we saw one,in one of the tests,but I still belive that Phillip was a spirit).
Here's an example:
Philip walks,sees Grey,Grey sees him.
''Must attack the enemy,he's invisible,but I can see him!''
Then Phillip takes a barrel,starts to throw things.
And Grey's thoughts are:
''WTF,floating objects!''

This topic target is to talk about Penumbra's story glitches,gameplay glitches and other things,that has no logical sense.Just by spamming here,maybe the developers will find a seeing eye,and will start working on a new project.
A project that will have it's ancestor's spirit and mind.
But will look better,do things better,haf guns and moar enemies.
And will be scarier...

[Penumbra]

Yeah, there were some flaws in the game. But having no weapons is one of the things that makes it scarry. I mean, lets say your walking down a hallway. Then a zombie bust out of a door right in front of you! BANG! BANG! He's dead, no more fear. But if you have no weapons then you'd have to run and hide in a closet or something. Then when you go back in the hallway and hes not there, your scared cuz you have no idea where he is, but you know he's out there.

[jo291]

And...Ms. Doc. Smartpants was killed too.
Clarence played a mind twisting joke on Phillip,and Phillip killed her.
I suppose,that she was soo desperate for a man,that she tried to hug him.
Phillip wasn't smart enough,and thought that She tried to attack him.
Major headache.

phillip x dr.swanson hentai FTW XD

also the turngait dont have a p@nis its a ambilical cord by the looks of it.

[Penumbra]

Yes! Thats what I call it too!

[Kennyboy000]

Noes,Why'd i have to read D: Stupid spoiler,Stupid me >_<

[AnttiApina]

Damn it! I was typing a LONG message when this goddamn 403 thing pop ups! In my opinion the reason why there wasn't interaction was because frictional hadn't skills to such good animations and human models. However this maybe was done because they wanted to keep the feeling. And they were able to make some human models here too, but all of them are dead. We have Grey but he only walks and runs and attacks (and of course dies). Making a human mesh that looks good and animate it takes a lot of time to make it look like a real human and the feeling of horror game would suffer. Grey had a great animations, humans such as Howard looked great and so should frictional games put these to things together and add emotional animations of course that it would feel like human.

[WindexGlow]

Antti; they only had one graphic artist on their team. And I believe (correct me jens or thomas) that they had to let that one go due to various reasons.

[Linux.Blue]

having no weapons is one of the things that makes it scarry. I mean, lets say your walking down a hallway. Then a zombie bust out of a door right in front of you! BANG! BANG! He's dead, no more fear. But if you have no weapons then you'd have to run and hide in a closet or something. Then when you go back in the hallway and hes not there, your scared cuz you have no idea where he is, but you know he's out there.

that's what made Black Plague so much better. I agree.

[Fatbaticus]

And...Ms. Doc. Smartpants was killed too.
Clarence played a mind twisting joke on Phillip,and Phillip killed her.
I suppose,that she was soo desperate for a man,that she tried to hug him.
Phillip wasn't smart enough,and thought that She tried to attack him.
Major headache.

phillip x dr.swanson hentai FTW XD

also the turngait dont have a p@nis its a ambilical cord by the looks of it.

if its a cord then where's its penis?? I cant believe a disease can cut your own dick off?!?!?!

[Cypherious]

The disease makes you look like a freak,so you castrate yourself too. XD