That thread where you act too seriously about the post above yours.

**imgoneimdead** · 10-25-2012, 06:46 AM

When I get bored, I go to forum games. That's why I made this. I am god damn bored. So be my guinea pigs and play this game for myour amusement. I don't see what I did there.

Anyways, what we do here is...
Act like the post above yours is completely serious, no matter hoe crazy it is.
In your post, you most have a response to what they say, but try to make it link to something else, no matter what it is. It gives the person who shows up underneath you more room for creativity and bullshite.

I hate love you all. Bye.

**CorinthianMerchant** · 10-25-2012, 07:19 AM

I love you too!!! Will you marry me?

If you don't buy me enough cotton candy, I'll stick a vacuum cleaner up your ass.

**Adny** · 10-25-2012, 08:09 AM

(10-25-2012, 07:19 AM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: If you don't buy me enough cotton candy, I'll stick a vacuum cleaner up your ass.

That's your eighth bag today Corinthian - I'm afraid you might have a cotton candy "problem". As a matter of fact, this is your intervention: Kman, Alias, Chronofox and I are here to urge you to seek help. We hate the things you do after consuming that cotton poison. Please, do this for us! I'll take a dozen vacuum cleaners up the sphincter if it means you'll find help!

Dad, dad, would you two like to meet my black boyfriend?

**Dutton** · 10-25-2012, 08:13 AM

(10-25-2012, 08:09 AM)andyrockin123 Wrote: That's your eighth bag today Corinthian - I'm afraid you might have a cotton candy "problem". As a matter of fact, this is your intervention: Kman, Alias, Chronofox and I are here to urge you to seek help. We hate the things you do after consuming that cotton poison. Please, do this for us! I'll take a dozen vacuum cleaners up the sphincter if it means you'll find help!

Dad, dad, would you two like to meet my black boyfriend?

So maney bags!
I already shot him?... it wasn't him??? woops.

By the way, i cought your dog having fun with my dolphin last night. it just ain't okay. ever since that waterfall begun dropping from my roof your dog has been constantly swimming with my dolphin, i'm getting sick of it, hair everywhere and i actually think the dophin is pregnant!

dolphin dogs??

**Statyk** · 10-25-2012, 08:19 AM

(10-25-2012, 08:13 AM)Dutton Wrote: So maney bags!
I already shot him?... it wasn't him??? woops.

By the way, i cought your dog having fun with my dolphin last night. it just ain't okay. ever since that waterfall begun dropping from my roof your dog has been constantly swimming with my dolphin, i'm getting sick of it, hair everywhere and i actually think the dophin is pregnant!

dolphin dogs??

That's quite a rare breed, though it's prone to hip displasia and one side having gills, one not. So it might end up being half-dead when submerged in water. My professional dogdolphin advice? Don't mate them.

Also, if that girl was my cousin, but she was a stripper... Does that make it okay?

**Obliviator27** · 10-25-2012, 11:38 AM

(10-25-2012, 08:19 AM)Statyk Wrote: That's quite a rare breed, though it's prone to hip displasia and one side having gills, one not. So it might end up being half-dead when submerged in water. My professional dogdolphin advice? Don't mate them.

Also, if that girl was my cousin, but she was a stripper... Does that make it okay?

It really depends on the severity of her crimes against nature and her logical capability.
If she was a mass murdering psychopath, it would be entirely okay.
Though, it would also be okay if she was a quiet, shy girl. But she's a stripper, so let's just throw that argument out the window right now.
Perhaps it may be time for me to defrost the Velociraptors I've had hidden in my freezer to help with this problem. Does anybody know where I can get an island to set convicted criminals against my pets?
Details would be nice.

**CorinthianMerchant** · 10-25-2012, 03:11 PM

(10-25-2012, 11:38 AM)Obliviator27 Wrote: It really depends on the severity of her crimes against nature and her logical capability.
If she was a mass murdering psychopath, it would be entirely okay.
Though, it would also be okay if she was a quiet, shy girl. But she's a stripper, so let's just throw that argument out the window right now.
Perhaps it may be time for me to defrost the Velociraptors I've had hidden in my freezer to help with this problem. Does anybody know where I can get an island to set convicted criminals against my pets?
Details would be nice.

England.

Chubby girls make my spurs go jingle, jangle, jingle.

**failedALIAS** · 10-26-2012, 12:37 AM

(10-25-2012, 03:11 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: England.

Chubby girls make my spurs go jingle, jangle, jingle.

You shouldn't be so casual about obesity; it's a serious problem XD

**Ghieri** · 10-26-2012, 01:30 AM

(10-26-2012, 12:37 AM)failedALIAS Wrote:
(10-25-2012, 03:11 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: England.

Chubby girls make my spurs go jingle, jangle, jingle.
You shouldn't be so casual about obesity; it's a serious problem XD

Well I give 'em 5 dozen fried eggs, milk with apple juice. I take your bet, and slam it against the wall!

**Zaffre** · 10-26-2012, 01:32 AM

(10-26-2012, 01:30 AM)Aldighieri Wrote:
(10-26-2012, 12:37 AM)failedALIAS Wrote:
(10-25-2012, 03:11 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: England.

Chubby girls make my spurs go jingle, jangle, jingle.
You shouldn't be so casual about obesity; it's a serious problem XD
Well I give 'em 5 dozen fried eggs, milk with apple juice. I take your bet, and slam it against the wall!

You shouldn't let them eat that much, they'll get a stomachache.

The Frictional Games forum is perverted.
I don't think that can be argued with...