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**Zaffre** · 11-15-2012, 01:41 AM

(11-15-2012, 01:29 AM)Statyk Wrote: That site... It's... I... uh... Wha.... How does a religious site share so much hatred and cast judgement amongst others?... And ATHEISTS are the grumpy, evil ones? What the... I.. I don't even...

THEY THEY ACT LIKE AMERICA IS THE BEST PLACE EVER. GOD'S HOLY LAND. PFFFF...

Brb while I go HANG MYSELF. BYE WORLD. BYE FRICTIONAL GAMES AND YOUR FORUM. I KNEW THEE WELL...

I wish people wouldn't say this about America, it makes us look bad, even more than we already do because of all the people with single-digit IQs with Internet access that live here. Not to mention SOPA....

**Statyk** · 11-15-2012, 01:43 AM

(11-15-2012, 01:40 AM)Cranky Old Man Wrote: Trolololo... Ever heard of a troll forum?

I actually haven't, no, BUT HOW DOES SOMEONE HAVE 64,000+ POSTS? Even if it IS a troll forum, why are they doing it so seriously? >>

And I wouldn't doubt if people like this ACTUALLY exist, so it just kind of reminds me.

**Zaffre** · 11-15-2012, 01:50 AM

I've been considering asking Parsec for permission for something. If I get it, I will take Slender and reskin the Slenderman to be Statyk and the pages to be well-known forum members. The plot is that you have to rescue the forum from Statyk's wrath. Winning grants you access to Alexander's Lantern (glowstick) and the AMFP Lantern (crank lantern). The flashlight will be the holy light of Cranky Old Man's glorious coding illuminating the way. You play as Daniel.

**Statyk** · 11-15-2012, 01:59 AM

(11-15-2012, 01:50 AM)Zaffre Wrote: I've been considering asking Parsec for permission for something. If I get it, I will take Slender and reskin the Slenderman to be Statyk and the pages to be well-known forum members. The plot is that you have to rescue the forum from Statyk's wrath. Winning grants you access to Alexander's Lantern (glowstick) and the AMFP Lantern (crank lantern). The flashlight will be the holy light of Cranky Old Man's glorious coding illuminating the way. You play as Daniel.

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Gimme $20

**Zaffre** · 11-15-2012, 02:07 AM

(11-15-2012, 01:59 AM)Statyk Wrote:
(11-15-2012, 01:50 AM)Zaffre Wrote: I've been considering asking Parsec for permission for something. If I get it, I will take Slender and reskin the Slenderman to be Statyk and the pages to be well-known forum members. The plot is that you have to rescue the forum from Statyk's wrath. Winning grants you access to Alexander's Lantern (glowstick) and the AMFP Lantern (crank lantern). The flashlight will be the holy light of Cranky Old Man's glorious coding illuminating the way. You play as Daniel.
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Gimme $20

**Statyk** · 11-15-2012, 02:11 AM

PFFFFHAHA, I'll take it!

**Froge** · 11-15-2012, 02:44 AM

Don't rescue me, I want to get raped.

**Zaffre** · 11-15-2012, 03:30 AM

Statyk: The Eight Closed Threads

The best site ever?

**Macgyverthehero** · 11-15-2012, 04:14 AM

(11-15-2012, 01:50 AM)Zaffre Wrote: I've been considering asking Parsec for permission for something. If I get it, I will take Slender and reskin the Slenderman to be Statyk and the pages to be well-known forum members. The plot is that you have to rescue the forum from Statyk's wrath. Winning grants you access to Alexander's Lantern (glowstick) and the AMFP Lantern (crank lantern). The flashlight will be the holy light of Cranky Old Man's glorious coding illuminating the way. You play as Daniel.

Am I one of these well-known forum members?
Cause when you see my avatar, I'm pretty recognizable.

**Zaffre** · 11-15-2012, 04:16 AM

(11-15-2012, 04:14 AM)Macgyverthehero Wrote:
(11-15-2012, 01:50 AM)Zaffre Wrote: I've been considering asking Parsec for permission for something. If I get it, I will take Slender and reskin the Slenderman to be Statyk and the pages to be well-known forum members. The plot is that you have to rescue the forum from Statyk's wrath. Winning grants you access to Alexander's Lantern (glowstick) and the AMFP Lantern (crank lantern). The flashlight will be the holy light of Cranky Old Man's glorious coding illuminating the way. You play as Daniel.
Am I one of these well-known forum members?
Cause when you see my avatar, I'm pretty recognizable.

Saying that was a bad idea wasn't it? Now if I don't put them in everyone will yell at me. How about instead I just put sketched pictures of Statyk commiting brutal murders instead?