vending machine

**MyRedNeptune** · 03-12-2014, 09:03 PM

A spinning cat flies out of the machine and disappears in the sky.

Puts Crimea inside. Tongue

**daortir** · 03-12-2014, 10:03 PM

Putin : Knock knock.
Obama : Who's there ?
Putin : Crimea.
Obama : Crimea who ?
Putin : Crimea river.
Obama : ...
No killerino for copy pasterino, plizerino.

Puts peanut butter and dildo in...

**CarnivorousJelly** · 03-12-2014, 10:17 PM

A porn from the humor category comes out

puts in a baguette

**7heDubz** · 03-12-2014, 10:26 PM

the entire country of turkey comes out.

Puts an speck of everything in...

**Gilligan's Hell** · 03-13-2014, 06:27 AM

Half a World comes out...

Puts a Book of Swears in...

**RedKnight** · 03-13-2014, 06:52 AM

A stfu about porn comes out,

Puts a helicopter in...

**CarnivorousJelly** · 03-13-2014, 07:33 AM

A very much non-porn book, titled 50 Shades of Grey, comes out
(couldn't resist - we'd stopped talking about porn and you kind of brought it up again)

Puts in a violin bow and some rosin

**Draug** · 03-13-2014, 10:06 AM

JAP comes out.

Puts the alpha version of Soma in.

**PutraenusAlivius** · 03-13-2014, 12:44 PM

Sci-Fi Horror came out.

Puts a bunny in...

**Gilligan's Hell** · 03-13-2014, 03:21 PM

Robbie the Rabbit comes out with a knife and stabs you...

Puts a Strange VHS tape in