Amateur reviewer looking for audience

**Sexbad** · 05-02-2010, 07:47 AM

Today I review Assault on Dark Athena something something

I feel as though I got my charisma together for this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a_vmMJ2wXg

**Sexbad** · 07-05-2010, 08:09 PM

I crawl slowly and carefully out of my hole and cough up this mess: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RjQz9mwOHc before tucking back inside quickly for fear of too much exposure to flesh-burning light.

**spukrian** · 07-06-2010, 01:40 PM

Good reviews. Nice to hear your voice... but you seem a bit tense, at least in the Cryostasis review. Try to relax, be natural Smile

You mentioned BioShock in the Singularity review, are you going to review that? I just played it for the first time about a month ago and I actually enjoyed it.

**Sexbad** · 07-06-2010, 04:23 PM

I'm not going to be reviewing it. I never found the strength to finish it because I actually dislike it a lot.

**spukrian** · 07-06-2010, 06:31 PM

Ok. Oh well, to each their own.

**Sexbad** · 08-15-2010, 04:10 AM

I rise from the reviewing ashes to cough up another review. This time it's Metro 2033. IN TWO PARTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZBYaohY5Xo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwirHQl6rhc

**Akong** · 08-31-2010, 07:40 PM

Try to be less articulate. It sounds very unnatural when you pronounce every word completely, and makes you sound very scripted and a bit snobby.

Otherwise the sound quality is very good and there's definitely potential, if you just ease up a bit and talk like you know us.

Oh, and the review was pretty good too :p

**Sexbad** · 08-31-2010, 08:06 PM

Coincidentally, I just finished my newest review of Penumbra: Overture it's uploading to YouTube! Only a two-week gap between reviews! I think this is a new record!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0RqjnT9eoM

My voice is very bland unless I'm acting or singing.

**graykin** · 08-31-2010, 08:10 PM

Maybe you should write your review as a limerick, then. :-D

Or better yet, I'd love to see someone freestylin' a review for something like FEAR.

"Yo yo yo! Creepy girl in da hizzouse!"

**Akong** · 08-31-2010, 08:18 PM

(08-31-2010, 08:06 PM)Lee Wrote: Coincidentally, I just finished my newest review of Penumbra: Overture it's uploading to YouTube! Only a two-week gap between reviews! I think this is a new record!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0RqjnT9eoM

My voice is very bland unless I'm acting or singing.

I quite like your voice, actually. Very classy.