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Anyway, back on topic... Kinda
Mr Jack Bull, it sounds like you do have a descent microphone, but you need to do some settings to make it sound good. There's quite a bit of backgound noise and your voice isn't clear enough. If you can, put the gain down to like 2-5%, then stay really close to it when you talk. Also, depending on your audio processor, try not to use the smallest file size compressions (not that I think you do, but ya know).
I'm not really sure if that was a serious attempt or not, but take this as you will xP