Joke Thread: How to make a modern days horror movie

[Kman]

watch these two movies, they're from the last decade and they're incredibly good (and scary). especially session 9, that scared me almost as bad as amnesia did, I SERIOUSLY ALMOST FEAR QUIT. also, don't automatically assume that horror movies are always bad. and i know i'm gonna get a LOOOOT of shit for this but i honestly like horror movies better than horror games. in fact that's what i want to do when i grow up, write and direct movies. now i will agree 95% of horror movies that come out now a days are complete shit, but there are still a few gems out there.