"Stupid" funny jokes

[Kreekakon]

Two friends are on a camp. The night is late so they go into their tent for the night. After a while one friend wakes up the other one, and asks him, "Look at the sky, what do you see?" The other friend ponders the question. "I see millions and millions of stars” he says. The other friend then replies “And what do you deduce from that?”

After thinking for a moment, he replies:

“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What do you think?”

Spoiler below!

"You idiot!", the other friend cries, "Someone has stolen our tent!"