"Stupid" funny jokes

[Xanthos]

Micheal went into a bar, and saw there was a little competition for $500,
He asked the bar tender what he had to do to win,
He replied first you have to punch that old guy out cold with one punch
Then f*ck that old lady, and then pull the bad tooth out of that dog.

Micheal drank a few beers then started with the old dude.
He knocked out the old guy in one punch.

Then he went for the dog next.
He took the dog out back and you hear a bunch of whining and whimpering from the dog.

He comes inside and says

Spoiler below!

Where's the old lady with the bad tooth

XD I heard that from my friend