I'm palistov. I'm a dirty stinkin' American. I'd post a picture of myself but due to my 7-years' training at the ninja academy in the lush cherry-blossom forests of Japan, I for some reason can never see myself in any of my photos. My friend tried to take one while I was asleep but it was a bit blurry.
I like programming stuff. I have 99 problems, but don't feel bad for me son, I've got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one.