... scream like a little girl whenever a monster spawned close by?
No.
... boast to others that the game wasn't that scary only to shit your pants shortly thereafter?
No.
... at any point have to quit the game to give your heart time to slow down and/or your hands to stop shaking?
No again.
... die more than once - because you were killed by the same monster?
No Again.
... regret that you turned the handle and allowed a certain someone to talk to you?
No Again..
... feel too frightened to open a door, because you thought a monster might be on the other side?
Sometimes.
... feel too frightened to pick up what you had come for, because you knew a monster might spawn?
Sometimes again.
... pass out from low sanity while waiting for a monster to disappear?
Yes. At The Choir.
... pass out from low sanity while hiding from a monster that wasn’t even there?
No.
... attempt to flee from a monster only to run right smack into it?
No. Again
... jump off the window ledge in the study, just to see what would happen?
Not Sure. im too lazy to remember the Areas of the Game.
... jump off the window ledge in the study and then laugh like a maniac when you died from the fall?
No.
... spend a few minutes giggling insanely as you threw various objects into the vat of acid?
Yeah, i Threw almost everything in the room in it.
... pick a hiding spot and realize too late that it wasn’t a very good hiding spot?
No.
... play through the game multiple times only to find out to your unpleasant surprise that things were slightly different that time around?
i only played it once.
... go back to an earlier save and play an area over again because it was so damn much fun?
No.
... frantically try to stop the elevator when things started to go south?
Somehow.