WTF with all the ponies?

[Cranky Old Man]

No, we don't hate you because we misunderstand you or confuse you with furries. You are free to bang ponies, foxes, housecats, babies, cars, whatever - I personally don't care where you stick it as long as you don't stick it in me. We hate you (In my case just pity you.) because you're a ponyfag. "Fag" as in rainbow-loving, flanders-minded, reality-shunning, immature, spoiled waste, who thinks that life is rape-free and undemanding. Somebody who loved Twillight because they want to live in a fantasy world that centers around them, and can't cope with anything else. That's a fag. I don't care that you're into ponies. I "care" because your mind can't deal with the real world, probably because of overprotective mothers who didn't prepare you for it.
It's disgusting. I'd rather see an open head wound than a cartoon pony farting rainbows, because at least an open head wound is real. I can expect you to like MLP if you're a little girl, but otherwise you need to grow the fuck up fast, or you'll end up a rapefag, who complains that you walked naked down the street one day, and then the "baddies" came and raped you, because they mistook you for a little girl.
...so it's not about us simply having "a different taste". Living in a fantasy world is harmful to your development, and you choose to stay retarded in this development because you don't give a shit about reality - all you want is your narcissistic fantasy.