WTF with all the ponies?

[Adny]

So if I dress myself in toilet paper (in a decent way, so I'm not showing private parts), superglue 100 cue tips on the top of my head, and on each of those cutetips, I put small blinking diodes in all the colors of the rainbow, and I carry around a stuffed pony head that I use as a sock puppet, then you'd be fine with that. I'd sit next to you in school and smile and be happy and poke the pony head in the eye while moaning softly, and all of this would be fine by you, because that's just what I like to do, and who are you to judge?

Sometimes, I'll wear a bright orange shirt that pulsates and maybe hums a little, with the text "I thought about YOU last night, but I'm satisfied now." and a smile never leaves my face, because I'm happy doing this.

Problem?
What's the problem? According to your own logic, if you hate me or become annoyed by me, then that's your own problem. Then you're a hater, while I'm fucking sane.

I will pay you as much money as it takes to see this happen.