Prometheus

[Cranky Old Man]

I don't know why but after watching Prometheus, I felt like Alien just got raped in the ass one more time, so instead watching it I ended up watching a weird Japanese pornographic anime. Girl gives birth to a fucking squid that goes forgotten for about 40 minutes just to show up in its obese form in the last possible second to give the giant dude a blow job on him jesshks-fine!... made a lot of sense and was a fucking profound movie! so profound I wonder how I didn't trow up from excitement!

...and if you think about it even for a second: How did it get so big? What did it eat in there? Did it dissolve something with acid and consume it? Otherwise, that big thing should weigh as much as that foetus, which either means a featherlight big squid, or a superheavy foetus.
There was so many stupid things in this movie.