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Amnesia Modding: It's Dark Descent
This place, custom stories...
It all used to look like an orchard in the middle of September overflowing with sweet fruits, each one with different appearences tastes, and sweet, sweet juice, satisfying every sense of the connoisseur. May I recommend a juicy "Abduction" apple? How about a sweet "Through The Portal" plum, or a "La Caza" pear? Blue skies with soft, chilling breezes rolled by, everything seemed perfect until this abomination appeared:
Jumpscares, senseless and idiotic, spread through the orchard like a plague, infecting even the most noble trees, leaving only death and disease... Ignorant PewDiePie fanboys broke inside rooted in the ground, ate the roots of the trees, leaving them to die of thirst.
The only things remaining of the orchard was a huge compost of brown rotten fruit, were wasps and slugs voluptuously fed on the remains.
The gardeners looked without a word as their work was destroyed by these swines, with tears in their eyes, yet unable to stop the horde.
But will we rebuild our beatiful orchard will we tile the earth again, will the air hum with ingenuity and diligence? Will we send these repulsive creatures howling back to hell? Would you do it?
As a gardener who never stopped tiling my earth, I look at this place with bitter sorrow.
Still hasn't gotten over the loss of wubwub...
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07-04-2012, 08:44 PM |
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