My Nightmare, then My Sanity...

[Zaffre]

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THESE GRUNTS. A MAN WAS
WALKING AROUND AND GRUNTS STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS
SO MANY GRUNTS THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND
THERE WAS JUST GRUNTS ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND
THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS
WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE ALEKXSANDORS
EVER. ONE TIME THE GRUNTS GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY
EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP
GETTING GRUNTS EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!!
(OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.