Easter Eggs and Secret Rooms

[lake_utuqaq]

That paragraph has nothing to do with the Tuurngait.

Calling halitosis an "incurable ailment" doesn't makes you think that the text was written in a tongue-in-cheek style?

Cardiomyopathy (heart disease), glaucoma (eye problem, you can go blind), polio (it can render your limbs useless), diabetes (probably they didn't store insulin in the facility) and then halitosis. This has to be a joke.