Worst custom story?

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I hope that one day soon someone manages to create a custom story that's so artistically bad that it deserves praise. Like when you play it, you don't laugh at the badness, but rather you marvel at it. Respecting the shit.

If someone actually did make it then they must keep in mind that the point of it's existence isn't to be a parody or a spoof; it must be truly it's own masterpiece of garbage. All with the awkward progression and superbly ineffective scares intact! There must be no flying jesus things as that wouldn't be effective enough at gawkingly muddling everything about fear, it would rather be a poorly placed poop-stain, and we don't want that.