How did you come up with your name?

[CorinthianMerchant]

I was commonly picked on by this group of dick-heads(Medical Condition) and one day I decided I had taken enough: I dressed up in a long overcoat and a black-and-white smooth hat(the kind mafia wear), and to finish it off, I included a red bowtie. When I attempted to sneak past them, I got the sudden urge to get some payback. Sneaking up behind them(like a BOSS) I proceeded to dump a bucket of water on all of their heads. They instantly recognized me after doing this and gave chase, so I, being the cowardly fuck that I am, ran like hell. Thus the Power-Puff Girls were born!


Ever since then I never go without my tie.

Aw fuck it, next time, we'll do it live!!!