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RE: Mountain hiking

Things that attract (and aggravate) a bear; avoid these at all costs!

Playing the clarinet (badly)
Waving a flashlight back and forth
Stomping the ground
Eating cube cheese
Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion
Wearing clown shoes
Wearing a hoop skirt
Screeching like a chimpanzee.
Running
Limping (worse than running)
Crawling (worse than limping)

If you do encounter a bear, grab the nearest stick, and draw a circle in the dirt*. The bear can do no harm to you while you stand inside the circle.

* = it is crucial this is a circle, and not an oval


Enjoy your hike!

I rate it 3 memes.
08-22-2012, 02:15 AM
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Mountain hiking - by Froge - 08-21-2012, 11:47 PM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Arvuti - 08-21-2012, 11:52 PM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Bridge - 08-22-2012, 12:02 AM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Nice - 08-22-2012, 01:02 AM
RE: Mountain hiking - by MentallyUnstablePie - 08-22-2012, 01:58 AM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Bridge - 08-22-2012, 04:06 PM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Prelauncher - 08-22-2012, 04:25 PM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Bridge - 08-22-2012, 04:57 PM
RE: Mountain hiking - by MentallyUnstablePie - 08-23-2012, 11:16 PM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Potato - 08-22-2012, 12:59 AM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Juby - 08-22-2012, 01:41 AM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Adny - 08-22-2012, 02:15 AM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Froge - 08-22-2012, 06:36 AM
RE: Mountain hiking - by CorinthianMerchant - 08-22-2012, 08:06 AM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Potato - 08-22-2012, 08:43 AM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Prelauncher - 08-22-2012, 09:41 AM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Ghieri - 08-23-2012, 12:34 AM
RE: Mountain hiking - by failedALIAS - 08-24-2012, 01:06 AM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Tommy Gun - 08-24-2012, 10:07 AM
RE: Mountain hiking - by spukrian - 08-24-2012, 12:12 PM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Bridge - 08-24-2012, 01:40 PM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Tommy Gun - 08-27-2012, 07:32 AM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Froge - 08-25-2012, 03:37 PM
RE: Mountain hiking - by Froge - 08-27-2012, 08:15 AM



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