Fifty Dollars of Porn IV: Writers Block [PARODY]

[Macgyverthehero]

Note: This is a parody of Zaffre's 'Fifty Shades of Orb' series and is not meant to offend anyone. This was only typed out of boredom and for fun ONLY.

Zaffre sat there browsing the frictional games forums, looking for ideas to give him inspiration for a new Fifty Shades of Orb short story. He could not find anything to give himself an idea of what to type about. "Think Dammit, THINK!" He whispered to himself. "Maybe I should do another story relating to Skashi... nononono, that got my "skashi's revenge" thread locked." After several minutes Zaffre gave up and decided to find something random to get his mind off finding ideas. Zaffre then opened the favorites menu in his internet browser and went to find some pornography of slenderman. (Insert lines here of Zaffre jacking off to slenderman porn.) "Well, now that I got my mind off that I guess i'll-" Zaffre stopped as an idea sprung into his mind. "I know! I'll type a story about how Alexander used the portal, but instead he went forward in time to Slenderman's forest and Daniel the teleporting naked guy, tell's alexander to give slenderman 20 dollars!" Zaffre then reopened his internet browser to the Frictional Games forum, clicked "New thread" and typed away. In his last words, Zaffre said to himself: "Hmm... I know there is that thread about fanfiction stories that Macgyverthehero made, but... what the hell."