Fifty Dollars of Porn IV: Writers Block [PARODY]

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"It's a rare spice from ALEKSANDOR!!!1's castle," explained Grunt, "which tastes of Damascus Rose and can be used to sweeten food. It also gives you star power if you use Laudanum with it." he continued, showing him a bottle of Laudanum flashing with the colors of a rainbow.

Grunt's face turned grave. "But never use it with a Sanity Potion." Grunt explained darkly. CorinthianMerchant nodded and...