That thread where you act too seriously about the post above yours.

[Adny]

If you don't buy me enough cotton candy, I'll stick a vacuum cleaner up your ass.

That's your eighth bag today Corinthian - I'm afraid you might have a cotton candy "problem". As a matter of fact, this is your intervention: Kman, Alias, Chronofox and I are here to urge you to seek help. We hate the things you do after consuming that cotton poison. Please, do this for us! I'll take a dozen vacuum cleaners up the sphincter if it means you'll find help!

Dad, dad, would you two like to meet my black boyfriend?