Exercising - not a blog

[Kman]

Dear diary.
Today I made four and a half pushups.
That's about half of what I did a week ago.
I can almost do correct ones, but my retardation is hampering my progress.
My belly is still touching my legs when I sit down.
I will have to change my name to Cranky Old Fatty soon.
Last month my girlfriend left me for a younger guy with more muscles.
She says the sex is great.

I'm not sure if that's about you, taking the piss out of me, or just trying to be humorous o.o

Either way, 4 and a half is terrible, I can do fifty.

...Pretty sure he was joking.