Puns

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>A backward poet writes inverse.
>A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
>A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
>A boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. His grandmother phoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
>A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
>A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
>A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
>A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.