Exercising - not a blog

[Cranky Old Man]

Ow. I did five retarded pushups, but then I collapsed and hit my forehead on the floor with a big thud.

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I just didn't care, so I went Full Retard today. With the power of my retardation, I managed to do SIX retarded pushups! SIX!

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I went Full Retard! SEVEN PUSHUPS! If only my retardation was some kind of superpower, and not just me not doing them properly. The computer store clerk has arms several TIMES my arms. The Head Nerd can kick my ass without breaking a sweat.

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TWO pushups. Two and a half, I guess. It's better than one, I guess...

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I kind of blacked out again, so I don't know for sure, but I may have done as much as five pushups.

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Five pushups! ...and a half? Do half pushups count? One day, I dream about becoming as strong as a woman. That's my goal right now.

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Blacked out again. Seven and a half, maybe? I don't know if they were retarded or not. An hour later I'm still dizzy from exhaustion.

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Seven, but they looked retarded. I don't know why I keep doing retarded ones. Also, instead of training, I've spent these last few days gorging myself on fat food. My weight is humonguous by now.