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[ferryadams10]

I am insulted. To think, someone like ME would go to a trashy danceclub for my health.

Also, just to let you know, I can't get fat. . . I've tried.

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But the writing is decent, so this can stay.

You say you can't get fat. but if you keep trying your body once can't hold all the fat that has been gathered and you'll be like a second Bruce Vilanch in just a matter of seconds.
For the people who don't know who Bruce Vilanch is