What did you do today?

[palistov]

Here's 25, off the top of my head.
1) Eat it with hands.
2) Eat it with forks.
3) Eat it with knives.
4) Eat it with salt.
5) Eat it with pepper.
6) Eat it on paper plates.
7) Eat it from a bowl.
8) Eat it with a spatula.
9) Eat it upside down (the pizza, not you).
10) Eat it upside down (you, not the pizza).
11) Eat it with chocolate sprinkles.
12) Eat it while cooking another pizza.
13) Eat that other pizza.
14) Repeat 1 through 11 for the other pizza.
15) Eat it in a couch cushion fortress.
16) Eat it without using your thumbs.
17) Eat it using only your elbows.
18) Eat it without hands.
19) Eat it crust-first.
20) Eat it toppings-first.
21) Eat it folded in half.
22) Eat it folded in thirds.
23) Eat it while playing Amnesia.
24) Eat it drowned in Sriracha sauce.
25) Eat it while enumerating various uses for pizza.