Exercising - not a blog

[Cranky Old Man]

Dr. Segar is among the experts who believe that people will not commit to exercise if they see its benefits as distant or theoretical.




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Dr. Segar doesn't live in my neighbourhood.
Dr. Segar: "Wait, what is that screaming next door? It sounds like somebody is getting raped and murdered."
Me: "Yeah, bitch didn't exercise enough."
Dr. Segar: "Wait, now there's a child screaming about her being kept in a small room by her dad and made to pee on the floor."
Me: "Yeah, bitch is learning the importance of exercise."
Dr. Segar: "Wait, is that the sound of flashbang grenades and SWAT raiding somebody?"
Me: "Yeah, those neighbours didn't need to exercise, because they had guns."
Dr. Segar: "Can I live here with you? I'm afraid to leave your apartment now."
Me: "I dunno. Do you exercise? You know sometimes I get horny, and..."
Dr. Segar: "I'll exercise, I'll exercise!"