The Secret Clubhouse of Esoteric Order of Wubwub

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Master talked to me in my dream, and he told that Chronofox is the chosen one. What an honor!

I don't understand. Does the Unholy One choose speed over quality? Otherwise, he would have surely chosen me!

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And I feel that even though it's supposedly going to be a text explaining the ferocity of our lord, I may be protagonist. . .