What happens after death?

[Froge]

I believe that when people die, they awaken to realize that the universe is terribly obnoxious and has decided to inflict torturous agony on them. The physical forms of their bodies are remade in a galaxy far, far away and then they are stuffed into very tiny spaces in an extremely uncomfortable position which they cannot move away from, such as the upper body bent over like in mid backflip. And they stay in this position in this cramped space where nothing is visible. For the rest of eternity. Because the universe hates you.