Things not to do in an abandoned mine in N. Greenland.

[HeHadNoise]

Things not to bring to an abandoned mine in Greenland:

1 Do not bring ANY tools with you. Seriously, throw out that multi-tool and swiss knife, you won't need them.

2 Is that a first aid kit? Where do you think you're going, to a hospital? Throw that out.

3 I wouldn't bring a two week ration with you, even though it's easy to compile and shouldn't take much space if carefully organized.

4 Water? Pffft.

5 Okay, what do you think you're doing with that brand new, big, sturdy flashlight. Your old one is just fine.

6 Really, you don't need to inform your friends that you're going to God knows where. They would just worry needlessly.

7 Where do you think you're going to use that sattelite phone? It's too expensice, even though you're preparing to travel into the unknown, where there most likely won't be any cell phone coverage.

8 Reading through other people's love letters is always fun. Who cares if the recepient haven't had a chance to read it yet? Take the letter with you too, it'll wrustle funny in your bag.

9 Man, I love thin ice! Jump on it! Good thing you left that life-vest at home, even though it's easy to inflate and it would not take much space dangling outside your backpack.

10 Why in the world would you bring a camera or a camcorder? The flash can be used to scare away wild animals if all else fails? Rubbish. You can record your travels for the next person to stumble upon in case of your death? Nonsense.

11 What do you mean "I should bring some rope"?

12 A lighter? Matches? I thought you quit smoking.

13 Throw out that knife you bought immediately after landing, you could cut yourself.