(06-15-2009, 11:44 PM)Fred Wrote: Hello fellow Penumbrawlers,
I've come here to seek guidance. I've forced myself through this masterpiece nonetheless of the erratic feelings that deeply indulged my mind.
However, I am very upset, for you see, I've been introduced into this new genre which I like to define as sickening horror, which is somewhat pleasuring.
Unknown is so distanced from now. I tried to suppress my urge but to no avail. Me and my friends have come up with some silly ideas so far but those we've put aside for when the condition becomes critical. We've even thought of kidnapping the Frictional Games crew and making them work 24/7 on more sickening horror titles.
Serious matters require serious actions you could say. But right now we're trying to seek, something more of a biological solution you could say. We want to erase the Penumbra memories from our brains so we could relive the moments again.
I'm sure I'm not the only person having tried to seek for these desperate solutions, but this is an urgent matter. This is no joke as it might seem to some, I must relive what I experienced weeks ago when I first started playing Penumbra at 2:00 AM.
Thank you for kindly and patiently listening to my cry for help.
Regards,
Fred (representing the Penumbra rehabilitation center crew)
Christ, you can't be serious... to go through such dangerous procedures just to relive a video game? Are you that desperate?
(I thought this was a thread asking about how Clarence was able to erase your periodic table...)
Any "secret organization" you feel you should trust would most certainly be crackpots with a bunch of herbs and a blunt object of some kind, you wouldn't find medical professionals wasting their time in secrecy, er, except the those nice people with the Tuurngait virus... anyway, your memories of Penumbra would be scattered all over your mind, as memories of anything are, because you link them with each other, and with things you experience, you can't just
erase it. And it seems you actually did try whacking one of your friends on the head?
(07-27-2009, 07:33 PM)MulleDK19 Wrote: (07-27-2009, 07:13 PM)Fred Wrote: Has anyone found a solution so far? We haven't, and the situation is at its most criticalpoint, we can't continue like this, must... have... new... horror game... urgh...
Like I said. Find a hypnotist. Og do some self-hypnosis.
There is no such thing as hypnotism. PERIOD. Any stories of it working you may have heard is pure myth, it does not work. At least the classic dangly-object-and-repetitive-chanting type.
(06-17-2009, 10:50 AM)Renegade_ Wrote: Hey, if he can erase the Periodic Table from your memory in seconds, he could probably do wonders to get rid of the game too.
give him a shout: clarence@tuurngait.com
Lol.