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Fifty Shades of Bacon
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RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon

Corinthian just told me to kind of post this here so I dunno his thread I guess.


"What caffeine-induced horrors have my mind spawned? What machinations have I laid upon the backs of the poor and the needy? Too long have I been complacent in my desire for french roast. Now I fear I must put an end to all I have made. If only to save my bladder!"



"Mandus, you have created me and all of my components. You set me to work on the feeble and the broken. Your vision, OUR vision, is that of a world where coffee is supreme! You now, in a fevered bout of amnesia, seek to destroy all that we have made! But I swear to you: The work shall continue. You cannot stop the power of the caffeine that flows through my veins. I will resist all rebellion, all sabotage. For I am one with the bean!"*

This world is a machine. A machine for coffee. Meant only for the grinding of coffee.


* If you know what I mean.
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(This post was last modified: 09-15-2013, 06:15 PM by Ghieri.)
09-15-2013, 06:12 PM
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Fifty Shades of Bacon - by CorinthianMerchant - 09-15-2013, 05:45 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Alardem - 09-15-2013, 05:51 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Deep One - 09-15-2013, 06:00 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Alardem - 09-15-2013, 06:02 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Deep One - 09-15-2013, 06:03 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Alardem - 09-15-2013, 06:05 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by CorinthianMerchant - 09-15-2013, 06:07 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Alardem - 09-15-2013, 06:10 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Ghieri - 09-15-2013, 06:12 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by CorinthianMerchant - 09-15-2013, 06:13 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Ghieri - 09-15-2013, 06:16 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by CorinthianMerchant - 09-15-2013, 06:18 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Alardem - 09-15-2013, 06:22 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Ghieri - 09-16-2013, 12:36 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by CorinthianMerchant - 09-16-2013, 02:39 PM
Amnesia: Repercussions of Ham - by Alardem - 09-16-2013, 02:47 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by FlawlessHappiness - 09-16-2013, 03:48 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Alardem - 09-16-2013, 05:39 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Ghieri - 09-16-2013, 06:23 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Alardem - 09-16-2013, 06:27 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Nice - 09-19-2013, 06:45 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Tiger - 09-19-2013, 06:49 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Ghieri - 09-19-2013, 07:20 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Tiger - 09-19-2013, 07:26 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Mr.Amnesia - 09-19-2013, 11:04 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Alardem - 09-19-2013, 11:29 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Ghieri - 09-20-2013, 12:27 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Potato - 09-20-2013, 12:52 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Froge - 09-20-2013, 12:56 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Ghieri - 09-20-2013, 01:24 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Alardem - 09-20-2013, 05:53 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Deep One - 09-20-2013, 06:46 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Mr.Amnesia - 09-20-2013, 07:25 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Deep One - 09-20-2013, 08:14 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Mr.Amnesia - 09-20-2013, 09:24 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by PutraenusAlivius - 09-20-2013, 09:29 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Mr.Amnesia - 09-20-2013, 09:34 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Nice - 09-20-2013, 10:32 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Mr.Amnesia - 09-20-2013, 10:47 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by CorinthianMerchant - 09-20-2013, 10:54 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Mine Turtle - 09-20-2013, 10:56 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Mr.Amnesia - 09-20-2013, 11:20 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by CorinthianMerchant - 09-20-2013, 12:48 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Nice - 09-20-2013, 11:13 AM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Ashtoreth - 09-20-2013, 02:28 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Alardem - 09-20-2013, 02:33 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Froge - 09-20-2013, 03:47 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by CorinthianMerchant - 09-20-2013, 04:06 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Alardem - 09-20-2013, 08:34 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by CorinthianMerchant - 09-20-2013, 08:58 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Alardem - 09-20-2013, 09:00 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Ghieri - 09-20-2013, 09:38 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Nice - 09-20-2013, 09:42 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Alardem - 09-20-2013, 10:07 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Ghieri - 09-20-2013, 10:17 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Alardem - 09-20-2013, 10:19 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Deep One - 09-20-2013, 10:32 PM
RE: Fifty Shades of Bacon - by Alardem - 09-20-2013, 10:42 PM



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